paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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