Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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