What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You can't special order awesome
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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