Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
another moral hangover. fuck.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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