Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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