I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Welp...herpes.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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love makes seman taste better
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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