They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Boobs speak an international language.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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