goodnight i made you a song goodbye
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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