it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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