good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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