Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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