'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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