Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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