This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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