Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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