I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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