I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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