It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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