He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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