If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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