This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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