So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
When are your genitals available?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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