Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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