why didn't you poke me back
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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