Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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