butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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