the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We just shotgunned beers for America
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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