I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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