IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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