small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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