There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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