Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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