So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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