Pregnant stripper...not hot.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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