Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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