need another drink. this is the easiest way
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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