there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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