i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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