I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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