the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Randomize