they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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