it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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