i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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