I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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