VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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