I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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