It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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