She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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