I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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