You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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