why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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